Frodus "Sasquatch"
words: Shelby Cinca

Oh little sasquatch
Oh little sasquatch
Gonna be a big beastie nomad
Gonna go and stop their hunt
Oh little sasquatch
Why do you frolick so far?
You're running away

Sasquatch
Running away from me
Big beast sees no man
Sasquatch
Gonna find you in the day
Don't talk to anyone

Big beastie 'thal
Ever see a shopping mall?
Well you're not missing out
You're not missing out

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Frodus "Space Monkey"
words: Shelby Cinca

Capital will never say
Just what they saw
A small little man
From a saucer
Long tail and a furry head
This folk was pretty strange
I don't know what he said
I just know what he was

Space monkey
Where are you from
Space monkey
I want to know who you are
Space monkey

I don't want htem to take him away

Conspirators at my door
Not telling me what he is
I found him in my back-yard
In a rocketship, in a pod

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Frodus "Businesscreep"
words: Shelby Cinca
manifesto: Jim Cooper

Manicotti, had for dinner
Businessman wants some more food
He is a glutton
But he doesn't care
He wants his money
Even if it's not fair

Businesscreep

Dirty money
He doesn't mind as long as he gets
(He likes it) He's a businesscreeper

WE AT THE FRODUS CONGLOMERATE INTERNATIONAL ACKNOWLEDGE THE UNETHICAL AND REPREHENSIBLE METHODS UTILIZED BY BIG BUSINESS PUSHEADS TO STAMP OUT THE BLUE COLLAR WORKER, THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN, AND THE ARTISAN, OR, IN OTHER WORDS, THE COMMON WORKFORCE. OUR REPONSIBILITY IS TO CLOSELY SCRUTINIZE THE ACTIONS OF EVERY LARGE CORPORATION IN AMERICA, TO AVALUATE THE EFFICACY OF THESE ACTIONS IN PROMOTING THE AMBITIONS OF THE COMMON WORKFORCE, TO MONITOR THE VITALITY OF THE COMMON WORKFORCE, AND TO PUNISH THOSE WHO WOULD MONOPOLIZE AMERICA... WE ARE THE ECONOMIC POLICE.

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Frodus "Aliens Think You're Special"
words: Shelby Cinca
(based off of an essay written by Prof. Christopher Brandon Kyle)

Trailer park, Arizona
Overweight, subdued to republican
Complain about health care full-time
Daily dosage of game shows
Jeapordy
Stirring your meuslix
Wanting and easy way out
Joining the circus
Lady winning a million
Sit down green man
Give me the paper

Aliens think you're special
Want to be a part of that social scene

Small child whine a lot
Parents/school speech "You are special"
Only to find a special trait to be a verbal dart-board
Standardize, categorize
Attempt to form the mold

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Frodus "Pencil"
words: Shelby Cinca

Blank sheet
Write out a life
Where you go aside that tree
From it's internals, external
Object oriented, substance youth

Chemical abuse
Like a pencil in your eye
Wasting away, lilting crust
Like a pencil in your eye

Again revolution cycle
A cold, dry, dirty hat
Wise stains, lead marks
Hint of false escape

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Frodus "Yoyodyne"

The invasion has been ongoing... neighbors?

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Frodus "Buckaroo Banzai"
words: Shelby Cinca

You look like me
I look like you
Hey Buckaroo Banzai
On the outside we're all the same
Look inside
Find out I'm an alien

They're going to take this planet
I, John Parker, Dr. Wharfon's 8th dimension

Buckaroo Banzai

Mad doc need a piece to reach the other side
His kind he thinks he knows
Personal gain blankets observing thoughts
It all started in Grover's Mill, New Jersey
Orson Welles forces to cover up

Amelio Lizardo lets lectroids come through
Wants to start invasions
8th dimension